When String Attacks!

How in God's name did this happen? I mean seriously, how the hell am I supposed to get out of this mess?

WTF, when I get out of this knot the string will pay!

Man, this is so embarassing. I hope no one sees me like this. The frog keeps laughing at me.

And sadly folks, weeks have gone by and Weasley is still all tied up. This is the next generation in S&M for cats.